biological clock

i received this in the mail yesterday:

set your own biological clock. did you know...egg quality begins to decline at 27 and significantly deteriorates every year past 35...but, now you have options! [company name] can help you take control of your biological clock! egg freezing preserves a woman's healthy, younger eggs for the future. schedule a FREE phone consultation to learn if egg freezing is right for you.

what the? dude...i have no words...